From Andrew, Sarah and all the team at Berry & Oak we would like to take this opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year.
Below is a short poem about what happened when Santa came to visit us at Boston House and how Berry & Oak saved Christmasā¦ā¦
Twas the night before Christmas, and in Boston House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
But wait, whatās that noise? There is someone there:
Looking through blue files, alphabetised with care.
Our clients are sleeping all snug in their beds,
Their secure financial future gives peace in their head
Their ISAs are brimming to their Ā£20k cap,
Their investments are working while they sleep and nap.
But alone in the office the printer makes a clatter
Is not all well this night? Is something the matter?
Our hero at his computer, typing away.
Heās been huddled in this position for most of the day.
The moon outside shines on the new-fallen snow
But our heroās eyes fix on his document below.
Checking it diligently, ensuring itās clear
And understandable to clients so thereās nothing to fear.
Then, up on his feet, he hops to the scanner,
Whilst singing a tune, itās our Financial Planner!
Let their pension pots grow, and their trusts free from tax.
Solved estate planning worries: they can now all relax.
But planning takes time and the time had just flew
Now almost Christmas day, the hours too few.
āHome timeā he muttered as a bang on the roof
Startled our planner: the sound of a hoof.
Looking outside he saw reindeer around,
Now in the office came St. Nick with a bound.
He was dressed worse for wear, from his head to his foot,
His clothes were moth-eaten, stained with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he put down on a chair,
But there were hardly enough: a Christmas nightmare.
His tearful eyes twinkled; he didnāt look merry
āI need a Plannerās help!ā cried the failed-actuary.
āYou seeā, he began, āIāve made a grave miscalculationā
āIāve not accounted for growth in the child population.ā
āThe north pole Christmas budget was just in my head,ā
āI should have used a spreadsheetā he confessed with dread.
āAt this rate, my toy assets will soon run to naught.ā
āAnd a Christmas without presents is a terrible thought.ā
Luckily our hero knew just what must be done
To save Christmas now, and for years to come.
To keep smiles on faces of all the worldās youth:
Without hesitation he fired up āTruthā.
At this point our lawyers have a disclaimer for you
āOther cashflow modelling tools are available too.ā
With clicks of his mouse, he worked overdrive,
Building a cashflow model so Santa could thrive.
Contingency planning and a spending budget
Catastrophe scenariosā¦..that should just about do it.
The chart now showed assets growing up and away
For a thousand more years theyād be toys on the sleigh.
āOh thank you, oh thank you, youāve saved Christmas for allā
Your financial plan has answered my callā.
He got up to leave, with a smile now a beam.
āIām grateful for the help from both you and your teamā
Now grabbing his toys Santa made his exit
Leaving our planner alone with his checklist.
With documents now tidy and filed out of sight,
It was a Happy Christmas for all, and to all a good-night.